Showing posts with label jeeves. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jeeves. Show all posts

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Stephen Fry Talking Voco Alarm Clock - Good Morning Sir

Reproduces the subtle wit employed by P. G. Wodehouse's most famous character--the valet Reginald Jeeves politely affirms the beginning of the day. 126 different wake-up messages in the reserved voice of Stephen Fry When the alarm sounds, Jeeves speaks softly as he assuages your displeasure that the morning has indeed come: "Excuse me sir, I'm so sorry to disturb you, but it appears to be morning... Very inconvenient, I agree... I believe it is the rotation of the Earth that is to blame" or greets you with "Good morning, sir... I feel sure you have slept soundly, feel thoroughly refreshed, and await the day with the anticipation of an energetic gazelle. If you are not roused sufficiently, a series of beeps will ensue A press of the rosette at bed time initiates a three-minute relaxation message with ambient music. Made of wood and handpainted in a subdued lacquer. A button on the back illuminates the clock's face. Requires three AA batteries. (not included) 5" H x 5 1/2..

Features:

  • 100+ original messages voiced by actor Stephen Fry
  • 3 minute relaxation mode to go to sleep voiced by Stephen Fry
  • Elegant construction of wood, glass and MDF
  • Piano black finish to fit in any decor
  • Small light to check the time at night


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Friday, May 6, 2011

Good Morning Madam Talking Alarm Clock

The civilized butler talking alarm lures a lady from her secret recesses with the gentle sound of birdsong. Then, a discreet cough and the comforting words, "Good Morning, Madam". There follows one of well over 100 messages. Three months worth--or more if you choose not to use the alarm on weekends. At the end of the message, there is an insistent beep-beep-beep which can be stilled by touching the rosette in the pediment. There is also (will it ever end?) a three minute relaxation exercise of the soothing, civilized voice counting you down from ten, nine, eight... The voice throughout is that of the charming and famous actor Stephen Fry--the world's perfect valet. Careful, gentle, respectful--unfailingly so. Every morning. Awakened by the actor of "Bones" and "Jeeves and Wooster" fame. Awakened with the soothing tones of the most civilized butler imaginable...

Features:

  • 100+ original messages voiced by actor Stephen Fry
  • 3 minute relaxation mode to go to sleep voiced by Stephen Fry
  • Elegant construction of wood, glass and MDF
  • Smooth, silky piano-black lacquer finish
  • More than 115 messages in all


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